The Darwin Awards 2009 winners announced!
3rd place : The first ever woman to be nominated for the award. Rosanne Tippett drove her moped into a flooded river, despite the warning signs. She was rescued by police, but died after jumping back into the river in an attempt to recover the two-wheeler.
2nd place : Guy in Florida stuck in traffic, jumped over a concrete wall for privacy while taking a leak. He was on an overpass. 65' down.
Winner : Two bank robbers that blew themselves up while trying to crack open a cash machine.